I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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