marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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