I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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