Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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