I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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