My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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