Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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