Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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