Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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