What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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