Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
