No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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