Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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