After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I need to calm my uterus...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
