North Korea, Best Korea!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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