I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
