at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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