When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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