plz talk dirty to me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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