Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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