Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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