beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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