Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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