Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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