i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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