I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just cropdusted the office
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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