Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
A bitchslap is in order.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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