The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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