windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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