i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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