thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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