You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'd cum for enchiladas.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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