That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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