i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
