Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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