Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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