i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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