she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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