The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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