My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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