sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My pussy is not your playground.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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