so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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