Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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