Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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