I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Shame - the story of my life.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
