Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
