David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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