He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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