My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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