Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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