just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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