so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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