Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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