A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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